Here’s to the ladies..
Who say fuck you to the guys who try to get with them when they have a girl.
Keep it classy ladies.
Today is the day!
That I go pick out my kitty.
I’m so stoked.. I just can’t think of an epic name for her.
My little sister promised me she would buy me a cat on Friday.
I don’t think anyone can fathom how excited I am.
It’s like fucking winning the lottery.
Once I get that cat, I’m saying fuck the dating scene.


